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Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
We always like to get funny on Birthdays. We kick butts, paint the face of the birthday boy/girl with chocolates and cakes. And we never stop. Birthdays are meant to be fun, so that we don’t feel bad about getting one year older. Actually it is one day. And the older we get the sillier we get about Birthdays. I dread my birthdays because all my friends have this fetish of throwing me up and butt kicking me. And all the cakes on my face. But still, it is fun.
Here are some Funny Birthday quotes
Alcohol Quotes and Sayings
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
~Winston Churchill
Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they’re drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.
~Paul McCartney
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
~Herman “Jackrabbit” Smith-Johannsen
Draft beer, not people.
~Author Unknown
If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
~Lady Astor
Here’s to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!Author Unknown
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
~Frank Sinatra
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
~W.C. Fields
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.
~Graham Greene
I don’t think I’ve ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.
~From the movie Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
~W.C. Fields
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
~Seneca
Why don’t you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?
~Robert Benchley
Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.
~W.H. Davies