Funny Quotes and Sayings

Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings

August 1, 2010 at 5:59 pm Leave a comment

Happy friendship day to you all..

OK… These are for all the friends you have met in you life, and all the friends that you will meet in the years to come. If a friend turns out not to be one, remember these funny quotes and think about friendships in a humorous way.

Here are some of the funniest quotes and sayings on friendship.

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
~ Benjamin Franklin

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
~ Euripides

Good friends will help you move. REALLY good friends will help you move bodies.
~ This is a Funny Ghetto quote

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
~ Bernard Meltzer

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
~ C.S. Lewis

Friends are like Peanut Butter. It sticks to the roof of your mouth and it feels as if they never go away.!
~Unknown

Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.
~Unknown
A true friend stabs you in the front.
~ Oscar Wilde

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